Babe Born From Mother’s Womb, Kills Doctor, Injures Two Others

Growing Fear

Two babes born in hospital.
Killed doctor, two others injured .
Investigation in progress.
“Simple birth,” survivors say.
“they’ve killed,” mothers tell reporters.
Dr. Smith killed, survived by his wife, two daughters.
Injured include nurse, elderly patient in critical condition.
365 babes born in day.
Babes don’t touch other babes.
Bambi killed in hunter shooting.
For more information, www.google.com
Strong child, learn to love.
Be a father.
90’s kids report, “We remember this.”


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guillaumemorissette:

I wrote a post for my press’ blog about growing up around women, my friendships with women & female authors I like.

guillaumemorissette:

I wrote a post for my press’ blog about growing up around women, my friendships with women & female authors I like.

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Chat Log With A Youtube Fan, Circa 2007

When youtube first started getting popular I made a youtube account and uploaded videos about GTA easter eggs. I was around 12 at the time.  Before I knew it, my youtube account got around 500 subscribers, which I think was a pretty big deal in 2007. Anyway, here is a convo I had with one of my subscribers.

6/16/07
subject: hey
me: Do you have AIM? I need to talk to someone right now.
PusHus: i am sorry, but what is AIM?
me: oh well its a way to talk to people using messages… 
AOL instant messanger (AIM for short.) Its fine if you dont know. :P 
PusHus: o no, sorry. were can i download it?
me: Hmmm well it can be found on google. :P But you shouldnt ge it just because I want you to. :D
PusHus: HA HA. :)

6/21/07
Subject: …
PusHus: I wont repost it but I will tell you Im paying attention. ;)
me: i mistaked it with someone else’s account thats why i said i was sorry :) i know you are, because we chat almost every day :)

7/1/07
Subject: heyy hey
PusHus: hey Theo, do you know where i can find the medical and the police outfit on gta san andreas? ii need it to make a movie :P and i need for ps2 :) if you know anything…. hey are you european? because someone from you tube told me youre german ???? what the hell!?!?!?
me: Hey its cool you used my real name. :P anyway the police outfit and medical outfit can only be achieved by getting your firlfriends 100% (The hospital girl in san fierro and the cop in las venturas) Who said I was german? :P Though I am european… I’m Albanian. 
PusHus: wow tahts so cool I am from Europe :) I’m Bulgarian :P btw i dont remember who said it… someone told me or i don’t remember if i saw it on a comment but it said youre german :) i am soo proud of europe!!! it is the bestest continent EVA!!! hey how can i get gta vice city and gta3? My cousin wants it and she wants it for freeeee… and nemesis2500 can go to hell! btw i saw a video comment that was like oohh i saw it too… maybe well find out ;-) cheez that sign is ssooo gay man!
[Note: Nemesis2500 was a brazilian youtuber who was stealing my videos which was a big deal at the time. Sparked a lot of drama.]
me: hehehe alright. :P I’m very proud of Albania and europe. Well anyway….. Do you know anything about warez? Warez is something were you have to download links and then you get a game for free… 
go to www.katz.ws and search for vice city or whatever and download the links. :P 
PusHus: thank you SOOO much…. Homie :P btw i have never seen your real personalty (picture) so do you want to send me your pic and i’ll send you mine so you know who youre talking with :) i never like talking with people that i don’t know how they look like :| oohh and you know i’m a girl, right? and good job on Eurovision 2007 albania’s song was pretty cool!!!

 7/1/07
Subject: nothing like that!!!!
PusHus: Hey Theo… if you think i was flirting youre wrong!!!
me: Hehehehe yea I know youre not flirting. :P Sorry, I dont have a camera or a picture of me that can go on my computer. I have brown hair with brown eyes if that can help. :P 
PusHus: ok thankls ok i have brownish-blonde hair with greenish brown eyes and i’m white and 14 years old :) and i like to play GTA San Andreas :PP
oh yea, and can you tell noone that i am actually a girl instead of a boy, because when i say i’m a girl on my other profile no one wants to chat with me ;(
me: Oh thats just wrong! I dont see why people wouldnt want to talk to you because your a girl. :P What are we In Pre-school!? HAHAH :P Well no I wont tell anyone if thats what you want. :P 
PusHus: wow thanks :) i just want to have some friends that are good like you… you and tyler are the only ones that want to talk to me… on this world you are my only friends right now. i live in cyprus and i have no friends :( thanks that you’re paying attention to me :) and thanks for being my friend :)
me: If people dont want to talk to you because your a girl… Then you wouldnt want to be friends with them anyway. :P 

7/3/07
Subject: i got an idea…
PusHus: hey i wanted to say thanks for being my friend :) you know when youre gettin gta sa? i cant wait for yiou to make sum videos on that :D
me: When I get a good way to get it for free like last time. :P In time I will but I will also try to get vice city too and that will be sooner. I will also get gta 4 when it comes out.
PusHus: when is it coming out? can i ask inn witch state do you live at? please i need to know :) i just want to know cuz i will go to Montreal (gotta learn french and won’t be uploading anything from august to january |-( too bad heh?) and i just wanted to know where you live :) hah i love your vids i love them LOVE THEEEM!!! i just subscribed you with 2 of my profiles but i want to subscribe to you 5008578659574 times more!!! :P
me: Alright thanks. :P I now live in the united states which I think you already know. :P I live in Massachuetts… Oh and thanks for being a fan! :D

7/6/07
Subject: hi i need ur help!
PusHus: hey Theo! i need your help. are yer there?
me: Why yes I am :D 
PusHus: when you get san andreas, can you make a movie aboutt dildo face? that idea came to me while i was making “the big riot” . it came to me because when i was on mt.chiliad i took my homies there and i killed them with a dildo and i had a jason mask :P just asking because my movie maker broke and my computer’s like 8 years old and it cant take another program like windows movie maker, sooo…. just asking :)
me: Haahhaahah sure. :P But I dont think I can make a move bigger tan like 2 minutes with that idea. :P 
PusHus: its fine. just make a trailer about it and i’ll make the rest of the movie when i go to canada :P thanks and whats that song on your latest video its something like blue…
me: alright! :D (piontless message) 
PusHus: and i need the name of the song you put in your last viddeo!
me: OHHH WHOOPS! Its im blue by effiel65 or something like that :D 

7/7/07
Subject: heyy
PusHus: hey T. do you like my new vid.? he hhe its kinda stupid!!!
me: i posted a comment. :P 
PusHus: hah i saw it :P

7/8/07
Subject: Hey T
PusHus: T you there i need help. a little bit of help. ok i will ask the quesions now i have a few questions: 
1. How old are you? 
2. When are you uploading videos for GTA SA ? 
3. Are you getting GTA SA? 
and i need help for: 
How can i make CJ walk with the camera? And where can i find all 3 caves? ( i need to make second episode of san andreas chunky)
me: 1. Im 13. 
2.Once I get my gta back…..This might even be today. 
.Yes. :P 
I think he can only walk with the camera in the Computer version.
One cave is in mount chilliad the other in fort carson (HAve a video about that cave.) and the other is that underwater cave that you do on a mission for woozy. :D 
PusHus: thanks so i am almost your age. my burthday was on the 12th of may. i became 12. i am on my 13th year now but i am still 12 though. :) aaand isnt there a cave in the panopticon too? 
WHENS YOUR B DAY?
me: :D My birthday is december 5. :D 
PusHus: oo ok. are you gonna be 14 this year?
me: hahah yea i think so. :P 

4/10/14
Subject: hey
me: i used to have a youtube channel called xxpostaldudexx and we used to talk a lot
was wondering if u remembered me


jordancastro:

'monster house press' published a poem by me titled 'upsetting and insane'

shabbydollhouse:

Today at Shabby Doll Genius, we have Kelsea Basye & Paul Rizza !

these 2 shitheads worked together to make 1 even bigger shithead

shabbydollhouse:

Today at Shabby Doll Genius, we have Kelsea Basye & Paul Rizza !

these 2 shitheads worked together to make 1 even bigger shithead

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wet

its nice to be alive

poems are perfect and great and important
tell people how you feel, its ok, it’s a poem and you can be important
the art you make is important, its art, just tell us how you feel
they’ll look at you and be proud of you the work you did was great and smart
all you had to do was be a little extra honest and you did it
you told us more and we love you for it
dont forget that we love you
make art and be creative its hard work but we appreciate you
thank you for being a friend
life is hard work but its ok dont forget we love you



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